It cost nothing. It worked forever. It never needed charging. We want it back.
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Somewhere along the way, we let them delete a port that worked perfectly, cost pennies, and never once said "connecting..." while you stood in the rain.
This is a petition of principle: stop deleting features and selling them back as accessories.
When we hit the goal we're mailing a framed 3.5mm-jack print to the design chief of every major phone maker. Petty? Extremely. Signed? Get to it.
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